amyswhitelaw asked: My computer needs to update but I've been on your site for about a week and a half going through the archives. I can't shut down the computer with out losing my place on the posts so I've been waiting to download this "crucial" security update until I've read the last post. And I should be doing a ton of homework instead of being "distracted by Star Wars." Its cool, I'm not a 19 year old female college junior...oh wait. I am.

I find this both extremely amusing and flattering, thank you! Glad I could provide that distraction for you. May the Force be with you and your eventual security updates!

Here are few silly SW jokes to liven up your Wednesday, via charmingladystardust:

Q:  When did Anakin’s Jedi teachers know he was going bad?
A:  In the Sith Grade.

Q:  What do you call a female Mandalorian?
A:  A Womandalorian.

Q:  What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?
A:  A Sithy.

Q:  How is Ducktape like the Force?
A:  It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

Q:  What do Whipids say when they kiss?
A:  Ouch.

Q:  Why does Leia wear buns on her head?
A:  In case she gets hungry in a Senate meeting.

Q:  Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?
A:  He stepped on Ant-hillies.

Q:  What do Star Destroyers wear to parties?
A:  A bow TIE.

Q:  Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula?
A:  To get to the other dementia.

Q:  Why did the smuggler cross the spacelanes?
A:  To get to the other side.

Q:  What’s the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
A:  One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.

Q:  How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?
A:  Two, but I don’t know how they got in it.

Q:  How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A:  Two; one to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit.

Q:  What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?
A:  An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

Q:  Why did Yoda cross the road?
A:  Because the chickens Forced him to.

Q:  What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
A:  The outside.

Q:  Who tries to be a Jedi?
A:  Obi-Wannabe

Q:  Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?
A:  It was dead.

Q:  Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
A:  The ship might crack up.

Q:  What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?
A:  It gets wet.

Q:  Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?
A:  So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”

Q:  As a Disney character what song would Vader sing?
A:  “When You Wish Upon A Death Star”.

Q:  What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?
A:  Time to get a new chronometer.

Q:  Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A:  Darth Waiter

Q:  Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A:  Because he’s always making new friends.

Q:  What do Jawa’s have that no other creature in the galaxy has?
A:  Baby Jawas.

Q:  What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner?
A:  The appetizer.

Q:  Why do vornksrs stop slowly?
A:  They’re afraid of whiplash.

Q:  Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A:  Because a Jedi must have patience.

Q:  What’s the name of the worst cantina on Coruscant?
A:  The Ackbar.

Q:  How would a fat Rogue get into his X-wing?
A:  He’d Wedge himself in.

Q:  What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A:  Chewie!

Q:  How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?
A:  None, if the room’s dark, then you can’t see them cheat at sabacc.

Q:  What do Gungans put things in?
A:  Jar Jars.

Q:  Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?
A:  Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.

Q:  What does Yoda say to encourage a Padawan before a test?
A:  Do well, you will do!

Anonymous asked: Which vs. crossover would you like to see most, and in what medium (comics or movies)?

Boba Fett vs. Predator
Boba Fett vs. Aliens
Boba Fett vs. Batman

I think a Boba Fett vs Batman crossover would be the coolest - either in movie or comic version. Those two are such equal characters in my opinion that I think it would be one hell of a match up!