Everyone has been so worried about fixing global warming that they’ve overlooked the solution that has been right under their noses the whole time. The forest moon of Endor seems completely inhabitable, so why don’t we just head there once Earth gets really bad? Tree villages, Ewoks and new natural resources we can use up? It’s perfect!
Governments need to stop spending time and money on fixing the problem and turn their attention to building a spacecraft capable of transporting us there. Join me in informing the world that our generation’s greatest problem has just been solved, and that it involves Ewoks.
