My 3 year old nephew Evan describing Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back to his mom:
Evan: There was this green guy.
My sister: What was his name?
Evan: He was little and his name was Soda.
Evan: The hairy guy, I like him. He looks like Harry (from Harry & The Hendersons).
My sister: Who was he?
Evan: His name was Chew-wah-wah.
Evan: There was a worm in space. It eated the spaceship.
My sister: It did?
Evan: Yeah.
Evan: The robot with the red eye was funny. He said ‘boop boop boop.’
Evan: The old man looked scary. He told the bad guy what to do. He was bossy.
My sister: What was this bad guy’s name?
Evan: I dunno…oh, Doth Vader! He’s in Uncle Trevor’s box where the bad guys are.
Evan: Good guys have green, bad guys have red yightsabers, Mommy.
